What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 03:54

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Unacceptable again!

Catatonics & High Colonics

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dow futures dip as Wall Street weighs likelihood of Trump's latest tariff threat, while U.S. eyes call to resolve China trade snag - Fortune

Everyone loved it.

Thumbs down again.

Still no good.

Is starting a virtual call center a viable offline business idea in India? Would it require any technical knowledge or just one person's help?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Minds and Behinds

Ridley Scott's New Sydney Sweeney Thriller Tops the Streaming Charts After Just 1 Day - Comic Book Resources

Still no good

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No go.

Why do narcissists avoid talking about the real issues?

Just Forget it!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Common Diabetes Drug Linked to 'Exceptional Longevity' in Women - ScienceAlert

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Mark Hughes dissects how Verstappen's win bid imploded - The Race

Loons and Moons

They put up a sign reading

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

How do I convince flat earthers that the earth is round?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

'We'll Fly Through Anything': Qatar Airways Defies Mass Airline Exodus After U.S. Bombs Iranian Nuclear Sites - View from the Wing

No way

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What is one thing which you cannot stop however hard you try?

So they tried

Freaks and Cheeks

Then came..

People were exposed to measles at a Rochester Hills medical office, Oakland Co. warns - The Detroit News

So, the docs changed it to read

No, not a chance

Screen time and physical activity habits linked to adolescent stress and depression - PsyPost

share office space ...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Hysterias & Posteriors

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